Hybrid Bastards!

Zeus is a god with a reputation based on a simple truth: he’s a cad. And it’s been driving his wife Hera nuts for years. In an act of revenge, she places a spell on Zeus, causing him to fall in lust with every inanimate object in sight. It was a night Zeus doesn’t remember, and eighteen years later, his hybrid bastards are wandering the world. But Zeus has a reputation to protect, so those hybrid bastards have got to go. And they do, except a motley crew: COTTON, a smarmy cloth patchwork; CARMINE, a timid automobile; COREY, a self-loathing apple; WALTER, a belligerent stack of bricks; and PANOS, their gallant would-be leader. Through schemes both ingenious and idiotic, they will force their negligent father to acknowledge them.